maybe i can watch this hour long episode in ten minutes
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
“angels are watching over you”
I’m going to need to ask you to stop
but hey, adam is looking up to you
dont touch me
Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done
when you’re in a bad mood and your guy friends immediately ask if you’re on your period
We ask because we need to know if your legit having a problem we can help with. Or if your just emotional problems because of biology.
Moral of the rant. Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn’t die.
we’re gonna need a bigger jar
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
The best test ever.