olympains:

maybe i can watch this hour long episode in ten minutes

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

whorgie:

the sexual tension when you find out who picked you in heads down thumbs up

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  • Tumblr app: I'm done loading
  • Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
  • Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

dean-and-samwinchester:

castielstardis-221b:

mishastolemywormstache:

grantaire-put-that-bottle-down:

mishastolemywormstache:

“angels are watching over you”

not anymore

I’m going to need to ask you to stop

but hey, adam is looking up to you

dont touch me

Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done

justisse:

xxfluffygenocidexx:

justisse:

when you’re in a bad mood and your guy friends immediately ask if you’re on your period

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We ask because we need to know if your legit having a problem we can help with. Or if your just emotional problems because of biology.


Moral of the rant. Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn’t die.

we’re gonna need a bigger jar

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

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youko-mj:

The best test ever.